| Vandal | purex use a rolly and a border colly playing naughts
and crosses for their toilet paper...thats the
third ad
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| Mikey | umm. there was another one... i canna
remember... there was the one where the dog
steals the tolet paper from the guy on the
outdoor dunny...
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| Vandal | thats the lab one again...same
brand...different add
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| Mikey | from a friend in america:
"we have a toilet paper and puppy ad here as
well. a family has just gotten home from the
grocery and the kids start stacking the
packages of paper on the floor. then we hear a
whistle, and a gawky puppy comes running into
the room, slides and lands on the paper,
recovers and does it again around a corner."
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| Vandal | yet another.........theres something bigger
here i feel
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| Mikey | i think theres something subconcious about
puppies and wiping out arses....
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| Vandal | *ponders*
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| Vandal | maybe cos dog ang bog rhyme?
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| Mikey | its a possibility...
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| Vandal | maybe it a reminder that without toilet paper
we would have to drag our bum on the grass or
carpet like a dog
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| Vandal | or how dogs wish they could use toilet paper so they
didnt have too
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| Mikey | I think thats it.. thats why theyre always
stealing the toilet paper... to take it off to
some secret location where it can practice its
toilet paper techniques...
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| Vandal | brings a whole new thing to "toilet training"
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| Vandal | the cd.....no....its evil
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| Vandal | microwave coming up
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| Mikey | HAHAH
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| Vandal | ever seen what it does?
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| Mikey | yeh.. all arcy and sparky
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| Vandal | the things you learn at trade school
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| Mikey | hehhe I learned it from the internet
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| Vandal | ive heard of that internet thing....whats it
like?
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| Mikey | its cool.. and shiney.. Ive got the latest
version of it at home...
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| Vandal | wow....ive got a 5.25 floppy here...is that
enough if i bring it round?
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| Mikey | yeah!!! well my internet disk is smaller thatn
that so it should be able to fit on your big
one
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| Vandal | do ii need a computer or is the disc shinny to
look at?
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| Mikey | the disk is very shiny, and it can be tied to
string and hung from the ceiling... then you
can spin it then shine a torch at it and it
will shine the internet on the walls...
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| Vandal | i dont think there are enought little men
running around in my computer to make it go
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| Mikey | heheh.. here.. have a Mr D
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| Vandal | mmmm....i havent had any for a
while........time for a blt i think
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| Mikey | OOOH! damnstraight!
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| Vandal | and vodka
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| Mikey | yuuuum....
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| Vandal | heh....non shep people dont get mr d
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| Mikey | I know.. people go SHEPPS A HOLE MELBOURNE IS
BETTER!!! and I go I DRINK MR D!!! and they go
BOOOHOOOO!!
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| Vandal | but have you ever tryed to explain it to
someone?
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| Mikey | heheh yeah....
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| Vandal | made up cola cordial....doesn't sound interesting
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| Mikey | nahhh...
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| Vandal | how can we jazz it up?
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| Mikey | Its a wonderful scrummy cola taste
sensation...
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| Vandal | thats getting closer
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| Mikey | yeah.. it really needs some kind of musical
number to properly explain it...
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| Vandal | sphagnums next original
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| Mikey | HAHHAH
Mr D!!!
Youre the one for me!!!
If I drink too much...
It makes me pee!!
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| Vandal | heh....i see a funky bass line
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| Mikey | yeah... like porn music
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